Tuesday, December 26, 2006

The game of Croquet

When you play croquet, it is essential to the game that everyone speak with an accent. Someone has to be Scottish, someone has to be British, and then a third person must be a pirate. Anyone after that is not allowed to be a nationality from anywhere in Europe. They must be either Indian, Chinese, or Trobriandian. While using these accents, you must speak in stereotypical slurs, insulting the other players for their respective nationalities and making fun of the way they hit the balls. And in the end, the Scottish person is always the winner. Always.

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