The game of Croquet

When you play croquet, it is essential to the game that everyone speak with an accent. Someone has to be Scottish, someone has to be British, and then a third person must be a pirate. Anyone after that is not allowed to be a nationality from anywhere in Europe. They must be either Indian, Chinese, or Trobriandian. While using these accents, you must speak in stereotypical slurs, insulting the other players for their respective nationalities and making fun of the way they hit the balls. And in the end, the Scottish person is always the winner. Always.

Until the Day I Die

For all the people who are pretty sure they're consuming near lethal doses of caffeinated things

Death by Caffeine

Nothing puts me in the holiday mood like counting down cups of coffee until I combust.